BOOKS: Ten words...

If I see any of these words in the blurb, the book is going back on the shelf:

• Dylan
• erotic
• fable
• faerie
• Faulkner
• heartwarming
• hippie
• Lithuania
• McSweeney's
• yarn

(I suppose you get a pass if your name happens to be Faulkner McSweeney. But let's face it: If your name is Faulkner McSweeney, then my not reading your book really isn't at the top of your list of problems, is it?)